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From now until July 4th, whomever creates the best word describing the now classically... ahem... simple Democrat v. Republican race will get a premium, high-thread count, pre-washed, pre-shrunk, presumed innnocent T-shirt with their word and definition.

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Republi-c*nt

noun, A Democrat who votes Republican because their nominee lost!

Obamafest Destiny

noun, The historical 2008 United States primary and general election.

Obamass

adjective, When politicians act like flip flopping representitives

Mcainus

noun, Old politician with say what you want to here and what his lobbiest wants done who paid for him to be president!!

Halfiburton

noun, possible renaming if a non-republican wins the election.

Idearod

noun, (noun) The grueling race run by presidential candidates and their top-dog teams of campaign staffers involving extremely challenging and difficult hurdles to overcome(such as past history; prior and current connections; smears; stupidity; current events; real issues); used to be a 10-month race, but has now changed into a 15 month race.

americhickens

noun, People who live in one of the most powerful, easily defensible, least threatened countries in human history, but still sh*t their pants every time some insignificant under-funded whackjob speaks out against their dominance or whenever even the poorest, most remote, least threatening countries try to develop he means for self-defense or energy self-solvency.

foxfeed

noun, A short, but dramatic passage in a speech whose primary purpose is to be the perfect sound bite for the evening news.

FBI filed

noun, What happens when you speak against the Bush administration just before you find yourself at Gitmo. See also J. Edgar Hoover and Alien & Sedition Acts
Antonyms: Writ of Habeas Corpus, Bill of Rights

Halliburton

verb, To make a sh*t-load of money through your government contacts in ways that previous war contractors could only dream of. To royally screw the American taxpayers

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