cumulusguy
- REAL NAME
- Jim Banister
- MEMBER SINCE
- March 4, 2006
- SUBMISSIONS
- 38
Contributions
- ad-hocracy
added 2 years 4 months ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
noun, What you get when government keeps slapping new agencies and programs onto itself reacting to new perceived threats, problems, crises, issues, etc.
- armagetonwithit
added 2 months 9 days ago
noun, The state of the world *after* the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
- armameant
added 1 month 25 days ago
noun, The surge in gun sales after Obama's presidential victory.
- Bushwhacked:...
added 28 days 15 hours ago
noun, In the face of such poor approval ratings and few job prospects, GWB expressed a desire to write a memoir, what will he title it?
- chimplify
added 3 months 2 days ago
verb, Dropping the bar for a debate performance so low that even a poor performance will look great.
- delaymocracy
added 8 months 13 days ago
verb, To forestall certain death for anywhere from two weeks to four months.
- demonstraitor
added 8 months 1 day ago
noun, one who openly questions the motives of an unimpeachable (apparently) President who cloaks every comment in fear-mongering and if-you're-not-with-me-your-against-me rhetoric.
- driveliction...
added 2 months 2 days ago
noun, Political addictionary "contributions" that are juvenile, irrelevant and unamusing.
- f*ckeuthenasia
added 3 months 28 days ago
noun, A slow painful political death in which you completely sell out to the opposition or in deference to your own party, and abandon every ideal you used to hold dear.
- fantasynthesize
added 4 months 21 days ago
noun, Information obtained for a non-fiction book, not through journalistic research or fact-finding, but just made up to be mean and inflammatory.
- Fauxbama
added 3 months 18 days ago
noun, a Barack Obama impersonator
- gassholes
added 1 month 1 day ago
noun, Automaker CEO's who fly to Washington D.C. in their private jets to beg for $25 billion to rescue their companies.
- gee!ography
added 1 month 29 days ago
noun, The realization that the woman who could have become our next Vice President didn't know that Africa is a continent.
- hari...
added 3 months 28 days ago
noun, A slow painful political death in which you completely sell out to the opposition or in deference to your own party, and abandon every ideal you used to hold dear.
- Hillarity
added 9 months 14 days ago There are 2 alternate definitions.
noun, the fun-and-games that is Hillary's campaign
- inparticulate
added 6 months 10 days ago
verb, To attack partisan attacks with a partisan attack.
- johndescending
added 2 months 27 days ago
noun, Someone who repeats the phrase "my friends" ad nauseum during debates in an attempt to buddy up to the American people.
- Lowest Common...
added 4 months 28 days ago
noun, A mathematical variable, related to the average intelligence of the voting populace, which will continually decrease in value to remain lower than the variables related to expectation of intelligence and the willingness of strategists to descend beneath it, so that it constantly represents the lowest value.
- march of crimes
added 7 months 9 days ago
noun, The nauseating, bilious sensation that slowly builds in the pit of your stomach every four years as the calendar days slip away inevitably toward November.
- McCain't
added 7 months 20 days ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
verb, To completely change your stance on a political issue 180 degrees to gain traction with the base of your party.
- McChicanery
added 7 months 15 days ago
verb, To completely change your stance on a political issue 180 degrees to gain traction with the base of your party.
- nomineedshelp
added 3 months 14 days ago
noun, A presidential candidate who does not know how to use a computer or send email.
- parapolitical
added 4 months 12 days ago
noun, Political cache gained by a candidate as a result of standing next to someone who has either accomplished something real or appeared naked in a major motion picture.
- partycular
added 3 months 25 days ago
noun, A person who slanders the character or reputation of anyone of any other political party than the one to which they belong.
- philanthropissed
added 3 months 12 days ago
noun, Someone who owns 7 houses and 13 cars, yet pretends to be a man-of-the-people.
- politicajones
added 5 months 19 days ago
noun, pronounced politi-cahonays, these are the testes of political will and might.
- politicallgirl
added 4 months 21 days ago
noun, a prostitute who only goes with politicians
- politisitic
added 4 months 12 days ago
noun, Political cache gained by a candidate as a result of standing next to someone who has either accomplished something real or appeared naked in a major motion picture.
- President of...
added 2 months 9 days ago
noun, The first U.S. President of color (other than white).
- procrasdebator
added 3 months 11 days ago
verb, To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons.
- Secretary of...
added 1 month 25 days ago
noun, New cabinet position that President Obama should create.
- sickapitalist
added 3 months 12 days ago
noun, Difficulty in making up one's mind on whether the economy is fundamentally strong or not.
- sintelligence...
added 4 months 28 days ago
noun, A mathematical variable, related to the average intelligence of the voting populace, which will continually decrease in value to remain lower than the variables related to expectation of intelligence and the willingness of strategists to descend beneath it, so that it constantly represents the lowest value.
- Tom Brokejaw
added 2 months 27 days ago
noun, A debate moderator who doesn't actually moderate.
- Vice...
added 3 months 19 days ago
noun, When a vice presidential candidate repeatedly lies on the stump.
- wag reflex
added 7 months 15 days ago
noun, The nauseating, bilious sensation that slowly builds in the pit of your stomach every four years as the calendar days slip away inevitably toward November.
- week kneed
added 2 months 9 days ago
noun, The home stretch of a hotly contested political election.
