cumulusguy
- REAL NAME
- Jim Banister
- MEMBER SINCE
- March 4, 2006
- SUBMISSIONS
- 41
Contributions
- ad-hocracy added 3 years ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
noun, What you get when government keeps slapping new agencies and programs onto itself reacting to new perceived threats, problems, crises, issues, etc.
- armagetonwithit added 1 year ago
noun, The state of the world *after* the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
- armameant added 1 year ago
noun, The surge in gun sales after Obama's presidential victory.
- Bushwhacked:... added 1 year ago
noun, In the face of such poor approval ratings and few job prospects, GWB expressed a desire to write a memoir, what will he title it?
- chimplify added 1 year ago
verb, Dropping the bar for a debate performance so low that even a poor performance will look great.
- delaymocracy added 1 year ago
verb, To forestall certain death for anywhere from two weeks to four months.
- demonstraitor added 1 year ago
noun, one who openly questions the motives of an unimpeachable (apparently) President who cloaks every comment in fear-mongering and if-you're-not-with-me-your-against-me rhetoric.
- driveliction... added 1 year ago
noun, Political addictionary "contributions" that are juvenile, irrelevant and unamusing.
- f*ckeuthenasia added 1 year ago
noun, A slow painful political death in which you completely sell out to the opposition or in deference to your own party, and abandon every ideal you used to hold dear.
- fantasynthesize added 1 year ago
noun, Information obtained for a non-fiction book, not through journalistic research or fact-finding, but just made up to be mean and inflammatory.
- Fauxbama added 1 year ago
noun, a Barack Obama impersonator
- flywheelectorate added 4 months ago
adverb, To be ruled &or governed underneath a system of checks & balances that the media never checks & that Congress never balance resulting in government to the people & upon the people & up the people...
- gassholes added 1 year ago
noun, Automaker CEO's who fly to Washington D.C. in their private jets to beg for $25 billion to rescue their companies.
- gee!ography added 1 year ago
noun, The realization that the woman who could have become our next Vice President didn't know that Africa is a continent.
- hari... added 1 year ago
noun, A slow painful political death in which you completely sell out to the opposition or in deference to your own party, and abandon every ideal you used to hold dear.
- Hillarity added 1 year ago There are 2 alternate definitions.
noun, the fun-and-games that is Hillary's campaign
- inparticulate added 1 year ago
verb, To attack partisan attacks with a partisan attack.
- johndescending added 1 year ago
noun, Someone who repeats the phrase "my friends" ad nauseum during debates in an attempt to buddy up to the American people.
- Lowest Common... added 1 year ago
noun, A mathematical variable, related to the average intelligence of the voting populace, which will continually decrease in value to remain lower than the variables related to expectation of intelligence and the willingness of strategists to descend beneath it, so that it constantly represents the lowest value.
- march of crimes added 1 year ago
noun, The nauseating, bilious sensation that slowly builds in the pit of your stomach every four years as the calendar days slip away inevitably toward November.
- McCain't added 1 year ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
verb, To completely change your stance on a political issue 180 degrees to gain traction with the base of your party.
- McChicanery added 1 year ago
verb, To completely change your stance on a political issue 180 degrees to gain traction with the base of your party.
- nomineedshelp added 1 year ago
noun, A presidential candidate who does not know how to use a computer or send email.
- parapolitical added 1 year ago
noun, Political cache gained by a candidate as a result of standing next to someone who has either accomplished something real or appeared naked in a major motion picture.
- partycular added 1 year ago
noun, A person who slanders the character or reputation of anyone of any other political party than the one to which they belong.
- philanthropissed added 1 year ago
noun, Someone who owns 7 houses and 13 cars, yet pretends to be a man-of-the-people.
- politicajones added 1 year ago
noun, pronounced politi-cahonays, these are the testes of political will and might.
- politicallgirl added 1 year ago
noun, a prostitute who only goes with politicians
- politisitic added 1 year ago
noun, Political cache gained by a candidate as a result of standing next to someone who has either accomplished something real or appeared naked in a major motion picture.
- President of... added 1 year ago
noun, The first U.S. President of color (other than white).
- procrasdebator added 1 year ago
verb, To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons.
- sado-masokarmic added 1 year ago
noun, The mixed sensation of joy and sorrow at the loss of an incompetent but extremely entertaining world leader.
- Secretary of... added 1 year ago
noun, New cabinet position that President Obama should create.
- sickapitalist added 1 year ago
noun, Difficulty in making up one's mind on whether the economy is fundamentally strong or not.
- sintelligence... added 1 year ago
noun, A mathematical variable, related to the average intelligence of the voting populace, which will continually decrease in value to remain lower than the variables related to expectation of intelligence and the willingness of strategists to descend beneath it, so that it constantly represents the lowest value.
- Tom Brokejaw added 1 year ago
noun, A debate moderator who doesn't actually moderate.
- twitness added 1 year ago
verb, To watch helplessly as your country's economy spins whirling down the toilet bowl.
- Vice... added 1 year ago
noun, When a vice presidential candidate repeatedly lies on the stump.
- wag reflex added 1 year ago
noun, The nauseating, bilious sensation that slowly builds in the pit of your stomach every four years as the calendar days slip away inevitably toward November.
- week kneed added 1 year ago
noun, The home stretch of a hotly contested political election.
