putins
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Yury Slobodenyuk
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noun, made up quots deliberately put in the mouth of protagonists and celebrities dead or alife
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In-the-mouth-put-ins or putins in short is a brand-new cutting edge direction in modern comedy solely created, coined, and penned by me. I�m putting in the mouths of the great characters in History and fictional protagonists of all �poques and countries the words, which they never have said, but might have... To make a long story short, putins are mini tales with some degree of Truth in it. It is completely up to the reader�s intelligence and believes to sort out Truth from fiction . putins allow to put on the collision course the present and the past, the alive and the Dead, things and humans, real and made up. They are contemporary, old fashioned satiric, ironic, hilarious, sad, mean, kind, outrageous, flattering, highly controversial, but never boring, and always short as the life itself...Here are some examples:***"History is nothing else but true lies..." Herodotus to Arnold Schwarzenegger***"One brain washes the other..."Adolf Hitler to Joseph Stalin in August 1939***Since killing of Abel there was no one single war, but retaliation..."George W. Bush***"Ex-President Jimmy Carter said that George Bush is the worst President in History. Well, that�s an understatement of gigantic proportions!..."Bill Clinton***"Life is like Pandora's Box. You never know what you're gonna get..." George W. Bush to Forrest Gump***"Was the invasion of iRaq some kind of "Wrong Door Raid"?Frank Sinatra to George W. Bush ***"Oh my God!" and "Jesus Christ !" are the most popular American prayers unsurpassed in their brevity and expressiveness..."Pope Benedict XVI ***Shut up if you aren�t talkin' to me !..."Robert De Niro***After all, tomorrow is another day!..."JFK on November 22, 1963 ***Real feminists never cut and run..." Loretta Bobbit***P.S.Right now I,m working on my book of putins titled " Behind the Irony curtain "Best regardsYury Slobodenuk Authoryuryslobo@yahoo.com
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New putins:===============Cats never compromice... "Cheshire Cat ***Truth is a desillusioned lie... "Winston Churchill
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New putins:Every reasonable human being must see his veterinarian once in a while..."Charles Darwin
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New putins:Since Adam and Eve nothing is flourishing better than the business of defloration...". Don Juan
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New putins:Platoonic love is when a woman and a man are fiercely fighting like lovers with no actual sex involved... "Oliver Stone
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New putins:Omission Accomplished ..." President George W. BushP.S.Refers to a banner titled "Mission Accomplished" that was displayed on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln during a televised address by United States President George W. Bush on May 1, 2003 .
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New putins:Nothing disarmes a cowboy armed with Colt faster than a woman armed with d�collet�..."Yul Brynner
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New putins :I have no problem with the fact that US top directors Woody Allen, David Lynch and Martin Scorsese, signed a petition protesting the detention of Roman Polanski in Switzerland on the notion that he has suffered enough as long as they sign the petition to free Charles Manson from detention on the same notion... " Samantha Geimer
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Switzerland is the former tax heaven turned law hell..."Roman Polanski
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I love the smell of fish in the morning...It smells like victory..."Sarah Palin
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Nothing back fires more than a shotgun marriage... "Sarah Palin
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Mea vulva, mea vulva, mea maxima vulva !..."David Letterman
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-Do you know that David Letterman is prosecuted for bigamy?-???-He has two harems!... "Jon Stewart
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If it feels like nothing is there why bother?..."Don Juan to Trojan CEO
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why go for a hamburger home if I have my own steakhouse backstage ?... "David Letterman to Paul Newman
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Even the Appalachian Trail has his end of the road..."Mark Sanford
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All Appalachian Trails lead to Buenos-Aires..."Jenny Sanford
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I Almost exploded when I heard the news that the guy called Alfred Nobel who invented dynamite initiated and sponsored Peace Prize !..."Berthold Schwarz- German friar- the inventor of gunpowder
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All roads lead to Rima pudendi..."Don Juan
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I'm fed up with feds ... " Timothy James McVeigh
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If your life flushes before your eyes it was a sh*tty one .. "Elvis Presley
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Every Field Marshal has his field day once in while... "Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery
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Life is like toilet paper: you never know when it ends"Marylin Monroe
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Red hot Al Gore is just the tip of the melting iceberg..."Rush Limbaugh
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Better affluent than fluent in Englsh..."Fidel Castro to Ugo Chaves
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You can't give the rainforest a Rain check..."Al Gore
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Nothing undermines the basic human right to walk on the surface of planet Earth as landmines... "Diana, Princess of Wales
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Marriage is the dark side of the honeymoon..."Marylin Monroe
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Give us today our daily bread. Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Save us from the time of trial and deliver us from fruitcakes...".Pope Benedict XVI
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obama is overrated because the Media want to see a black President succed..."Rush Limbaugh
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Romaine lettuce cut in pieces was Julius Caesar's last mealMarcus Junius Brutus
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Life is tough, but epitough is even tougher..."Michael Jackson
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Big Brother is having us watchdoggy style George Orwell
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If the residents of Wall Street would drive as reckless as they handle our money we will be all Dead by now... James Dean
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Unconceivable! -that would be an appropriate punch line in the advertising campaign of condoms... "Pope Benedict XVI
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If the residents of Wall Street would drive as reckless as they handle our money we will be all Dead by now... " James Dean
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Celebrities like the sun are interesting when they eclipse... "Generoso Paul "Gene" Pope, Jr
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The case with two pilots of a jet carrying 144 passengers who propelled themselves to the overheated discussion and got lost in time and space for more than one hour indicates for me the craziness of some late night political talk show hosts, who are listening only to themselves and absolutely lost track of reality... " John Travolta
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I would rename the show of Dave to more revealing one: Late Show with David Four- Letterman" ...Sarah Palin
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tearanny- is the misuse of harmless drink forpolitical purposes... "King George III of the United Kingdom
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Republic is the tyranny of elected officials until they get impeached or ousted from the office by election of others... "Henry David Thoreau
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Love like hate is when you can't help it ... "Don Juan
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Every professional boxer has his distinctive earmark..."Mike Tyson
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Putting it mildly Vladimir Putin is putting Russia and its neighbors in order by putting them in fear... "Mikhail Khodorkovsky
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You can't judge people by their friends. Judas's friends were all impeccable.... "Peter the Apostle
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Making friends is much harder than making love ... "Marylin Monroe
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Fortunately for the world geniality is not contagious ...Albert Einstein
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Unfortunately the silicone implants do not add to the chemistry of love... "Marylin Monroe
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Riot of patriots is called a revolution... "Thomas Paine
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No Paine, ho gain... "George Washington
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Paradise's apple turned out to be the first lemon in the History of mankind... "Mark Twain
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War is when the patriots of one country are fiercely fighting the patriots of another country until the right cause prevails... "Thomas Paine
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Even a bad shopping experience could be an uplifting one Winona Ryder
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Better root canal than cavity search... "Paris Hilton
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Is there a canal Paris hasn't rooted in...? Ouchhh... Um I'm humbly apologising girl...
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Is there a cavity Paris hasn't searched OR a canal she hasn't rooted in... Once again apologies girl...
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All Presidents are smart. I am a President, therefore, I am smart too George W. Bush
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Some people are afraid of being buried alive, but nobody seems to be afraid to be a walking Dead long time before the actual burial... " Ernest Hemingway
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Lust but not least..."Don Juan
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I never quite understood why our parents who ate the apple were impeached ?..."Cain to Abrl
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Correction:I never quite understood why our parents who ate the apple were impeached ?.." Cain to Able
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To win the war you have to be on the same rampage with your enemy and go even father... " Napoleon Bonaparte
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Macy's comes first. Intimacy second... "Material Girl
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Judaism has always been a cutting edge religion... " Albert Einstein
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As spotless and devoted blue dress democratI can't stand these filibusting blue dogs... "Bill Clinton
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Never judge the people by their covernment... "Henry David Thoreau
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History is nothing else as an endless chain of dj vu's... Homer
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If Giorgio Armani would have a chance to design the Armageddon he would leave nothing to a chance... " Miranda Priestly
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All Russians are red. Only Anna Karenina is scarlet... "Joseph. McCarthy
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If the President is satired- he is not a democratic one... "Jonathan Swift
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Since creation of Eve the man's world is very evenrful... "' Don Juan
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Correction: Since creation of Eve the man's world is very eventrful... "' Don Juan
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Fine print was invented long time before Gutenberg... " William Safire
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Since creation of Eve not one single day in the man's world went uneventful..."" Don Juan
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The movement for legalization of marihuana was one of the most successful grassroots movements ever... " Bill Clinton
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You can't live your life in the fast lane and not getting a couple of speeding tickets... "Scott Rothstein
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Nothing calvinized the nation in 1980 more than nothing between Brook Shields and her jeans... "Oprah Winfrey
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Nobody pledges to spread freedom and to end tyranny in the world more than tyrants themselves ...Niccolo Machiavelli
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For some people the language is given to hide their thoughts, for others, like Sarah Palin, to cover up their inability to think... "Jon Stewart
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I have goose bumps every time when I hear the words the burning sensation "... "Joan of Arc
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I have goose bumps every time when I hear the words the burning sensation "... "Joan of Arc
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I always refer to Joan of Arc as to my old flame... "Napoleon Bonaparte
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Only the husband has jurisdicktion over his wife... "Pope Benedict XVI
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President Bill Clinton does not have jurisdicktion over Monica Lewinsky... "Kenneth Starr
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Sarah Palin's bottom line is the best rebuttal to oppose the idea of her being plain STUPID Hugh Hefner
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Masquerade Ball is the only one annual opportunity to toss away your every day mask and enjoy being yourself the way dear Lord created us Jacomo Casanova
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Trojan horse is the working horse #1 of History... "Herodotus
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lie is the naked Truth in disguise... "Bill Clinton
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There is no smoke without fire hydrant ..."Tiger Woods
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Where there's smoke screen, there's fire hydrant... "Jon Stewart
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All elites are created equal... " Alan Greenspan
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If you run out of tennis balls by shoving them down somebody''s throat- Tampax is the best alternative... "Serena Williams
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All pussies are gray at night.... " Don Juan.
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Punic wars were and are nothing else as prolonged panic attacks .... "Sigmund Freud
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Havocado- that's the real name of the forbidden fruit from the Tree of good and Evil eaten by Eve and Adam, which created still lasting chaos and confusion in defining what is good and what is bad... "Kurt Vannegut
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How in the world can Serena Williams ( or any other woman) be the face of Tampax ???"Bill Maher
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A country with not cracked freedom bells and not endangered whistleblowers is by far more exciting than the country with all bells and whistles... Thomas Paine
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The road to high moral ground isnt always paved... Tiger Woods
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The TOWER OF BABEL os too big to Fail..."King Nimrod
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Tiger does not change its strikes... "Elin Nordegren- Woods
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Nothing penetrates the human mind better than a brilliant pen... "Mark Twain
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A comment in liliputins references putins-- "In-the-mouth-put-ins liliputins or putins in short is a brand-new cutting edge direction in modern one line literature solely created, coined, and penned by me. I?m putting in the mouths of the great characters in History or fictional protagonists of all ?ques and countries the words, which they never have said, but might have. To make a long story short, putins are mini tales with some degree of Truth in it. It is completely up to the reader?s intelligence and believes to sort out Truth from fiction. putins allow to put on the collision course the present and the past, the alive and the Dead, things and humans, real and made up. They are contemporary, old fashioned, thought provoking, satiric, ironic, hilarious, sad, mean, kind, outrageous, flattering, highly controversial, but never boring, and always short as the life itself.""
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A comment in liliputins references putins-- "In-the-mouth-put-ins liliputins or putins in short is a brand-new cutting edge direction in modern one line literature solely created, coined, and penned by me. I?m putting in the mouths of the great characters in History or fictional protagonists of all ?ques and countries the words, which they never have said, but might have. To make a long story short, putins are mini tales with some degree of Truth in it. It is completely up to the reader?s intelligence and believes to sort out Truth from fiction. putins allow to put on the collision course the present and the past, the alive and the Dead, things and humans, real and made up. They are contemporary, old fashioned, thought provoking, satiric, ironic, hilarious, sad, mean, kind, outrageous, flattering, highly controversial, but never boring, and always short as the life itself.""
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A comment in liliputins references putins-- "In-the-mouth-put-ins liliputins or putins in short is a brand-new cutting edge direction in modern one line literature solely created, coined, and penned by me. I?m putting in the mouths of the great characters in History or fictional protagonists of all ?ques and countries the words, which they never have said, but might have. To make a long story short, putins are mini tales with some degree of Truth in it. It is completely up to the reader?s intelligence and believes to sort out Truth from fiction. putins allow to put on the collision course the present and the past, the alive and the Dead, things and humans, real and made up. They are contemporary, old fashioned, thought provoking, satiric, ironic, hilarious, sad, mean, kind, outrageous, flattering, highly controversial, but never boring, and always short as the life itself.""
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The Carpetbaggers from Big Pharma and Big Insurance are the actual driving force behind the teabaggers movement... "Bill Maher
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Nothing derails the train of thought better than a bullet... " Lee Harvey Oswald
